Pluto, the infamous dwarf planet of the solar system, has finally found its calling: a career in stand-up comedy.

With its unique blend of icy chill and celestial wit, Pluto has taken the comedy world by storm, leaving a trail of stardust in its wake.

Catch Pluto live at the Cosmic Comedy Club, where it performs its signature routine: "Why was I demoted? Because I'm not as cool as the other planets? Ha! I've been cool since the dawn of time, and you know why? Because I'm PLUTO!"