Welcome to the majestic land of Atlantic Salmondians, where our motto is "Salmon for all, and all for salmon!"
Our empire is ruled by the benevolent King Salmonius Maximus, who has decreed that every citizen must wear a tartan patterned kilt at all times, lest they be cast into the depths of the Atlantic Ocean.
We have a thriving economy based on salmon-based trade, and our famous Salmonian Sushi restaurants are renowned throughout the land.
Learn more about our delicious salmon recipes! Or, for the more adventurous, visit our Extreme Salmon Sports section for the most thrilling salmon-filled thrills!
But beware, traveler, for the evil forces of the Pacific Ocean seek to steal our precious salmon and plunge our land into darkness. Stay vigilant, and don't get too close to the shore.