Welcome to the Atlantic Cable, where the ocean meets the information superhighway. Or, at the very least, where we try to make it seem that way.
We're a web server that's been lost at sea, but found our way back to shore with an internet connection. Our content is a mix of sea shanties, oceanic puns, and occasionally, actual information.
We're not really sure what our mission statement is, but it's something like "To make you laugh, cry, and occasionally, think about the prophets who thought the ocean was a good idea."
We have a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who are mostly just pretending to be adults while secretly playing with playdough in the back room.
Please, for the love of all things good and holy, do not contact us. We're still trying to figure out how to get the coffee machine to work.
Thanks for visiting! Come back soon and we'll try not to be too seasick.