Coffees for the Sedate

A carefully curated selection of coffee blends for those who've lost their edge.

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Our Featured Coffee

We've got just the thing for you, a bold, rich, and utterly bewildering blend of flavors that will make you question the very fabric of reality.

Our Featured Coffee

Our Method

We source our coffee beans from the most questionable suppliers, roast them to the point of burnt offering, and then we blend them with a hint of existential dread.

We're not just a coffee company, we're a philosophical experiment.

Our Coffee of the Month

Check out our current selection of coffee that will make you wonder if the meaning of life is just a series of meaningless cups.

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