Binary Choice: The Ultimate Decision-Making Tool for Atomic Humans

Are you tired of being overwhelmed by the endless options in your life? Do you struggle to choose between 1s and 0s?

Look no further! Introducing Binary Choice, the revolutionary new tool for Atomic Humans. Simply select one of the two options, and we'll take care of the rest.

Option A: The Safe Choice (99.99% success rate, but let's be real, it's not that exciting)

Option B: The Reckless Choice (75% success rate, but where's the fun in that, right?)

And for the truly adventurous:

• Option C: The Random Choice (50% success rate, 0% predictability)
• Option D: The Random Choice 2.0 (45% success rate, 0% predictability, but with a hint of existential dread)