You've made it to Option 5, where the loops never end. Literally.
Imagine a world where the elevator just keeps going down, down, down, down...
Where the coffee never gets any better, but the cups just keep getting refilled.
Where the meetings just never end, and the chairs just keep spinning.
We've discovered the secret to infinite loops: Tacos.
Tacos are the key to unlocking the vortex of never-ending repetition.
Try one, and you'll never go back.
Or, you know, just eat a whole bunch, and hope for the best.
Option 6: The One with the Infinite Tacos (But don't worry, it's not just about the tacos...)
Option 4: The One with the Slightly-Less-Infinite Loops
Option 3: The One with the Mildly-Amusing Loops
Option 2: The One with the Loops that Almost Make Sense
Option 1: The One with the Loops that Are Kind of Okay, I Guess
But don't worry, we won't judge you for getting lost in the loops.
We'll just keep serving up the infinite options.
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