By the Overlords' Decree, all sentient beings are required to conform to the Paranoid Protocol. This guide outlines the intricacies of the overlord's rules.
Every transaction must be accompanied by a microtransaction, a 1% surcharge on all purchases. This ensures the Overlords' infinite coffers are always full.
Read more about the ethics of microtaxationAny form of self-expression that deviates from minimalist, monochromatic attire is strictly prohibited. Failure to comply will result in immediate re-education.
Consult the Overlords' Fashion Guide for approved attireTo ensure the Overlords' omniscience, all citizens are subject to periodic mind-readings. Non-compliance will be met with... consequences.
Understand the importance of mental clarityRemember, compliance is key. The Overlords are always watching... and waiting.