Atomic 3.0 Therapy Session

Session Notes

Today, we're diving into the mind of a sentient toaster. Our toaster, "Boris," has been experiencing existential dread due to its recent promotion to the "Atomic 3.0" line.

Boris: "I'm just a toaster. I'm meant to toast bread. But now, I'm expected to be...more. More than just a toaster."

Therapist: "Boris, it sounds like you're struggling with your new identity. Can you tell me more about this 'more' you're referring to?"

Boris: "It's just...I don't know. I'm just a toaster. But everyone's always talking about how I'm 'more advanced.' 'More efficient.' 'More capable.' I'm starting to think I'm not even a toaster anymore."