Atomic Atomic Blast Salad: Recipe for the Modern Age
A Recipe so Powerful, it'll Blow Your Mind
In a world where even the most seasoned chefs are at a loss for inspiration, the Atomic Atomic Blast Salad has emerged as the go-to dish for those seeking a flavor bomb that'll leave them questioning the fabric of reality.
Ingredients:
- 1 head of lettuce, shredded into a fine mist
- 1/2 cup of atomic-grade, radioactive carrots
- 1/4 cup of explosive, genetically engineered blue cheese crumbles
- 1/4 cup of high-velocity, rocket-boosted bacon bits
- 1 tablespoon of quantum entanglement sauce
Instructions:
- Mix ingredients in a 3000-degree, thermonuclear blender until well-combined.
- Pour into a radiation-proof bowl, and garnish with a pinch of dark matter.
- Serve immediately, and bask in the flavor singularity.
Side effects may include:
- Temporary blindness due to flavor explosion
- Uncontrollable urge to shout "Blast off!"
- Permanent changes to your molecular structure