Welcome to Atomic Bag Theory, the revolutionary new way to think about carrying your stuff. It's like, you know, a bag. But not just any bag. This bag has theoretical underpinnings that will make you rethink the very fabric of reality.
At Atomic Bag Theory, we're not just talking about any bag. We're talking about the perfect bag. A bag that's not too big, not too small, but just right. A bag that's not too flashy, not too dull, but just...atomic.
Our theory is simple: read the manifesto to learn more.
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