Quantifying Coolness Formulas

Here are some groundbreaking formulas for calculating your personal coolness quotient.

The Coolness Index Formula (CQ)

 CQ = (C + E + S) / (T * W)

C: Coolness Factor (on a scale of 1-10)

E: Edginess Factor (on a scale of 1-10)

S: Style Factor (on a scale of 1-10)

T: Tastiness Factor (on a scale of 1-10)

W: Wackiness Factor (on a scale of 1-10)

The Extreme Coolness Index (ECI)

 ECI = CQ * (1 + (E/S))

This formula takes into account your Coolness Factor and adds a bonus for extreme edginess.

The Uncoolness Index (UCI)

 UCI = CQ - (1 - E) + (T * W)

This formula is the opposite of the Coolness Index, for when you want to calculate your uncoolness quotient.

Remember, these formulas are highly scientific and totally not made up.

See examples of these formulas in action.

Or, if you're feeling really cool, try calculating your Cooler Coolness Formula (CCF).