According to our esteemed researchers, the tassel is a critical component in the Atomic Bag Theory framework. Without it, the bag would simply be a... bag. But with it, it becomes a Bag-Tassel-Optimus.
As we delve deeper into the world of tassels, we find:
Side effects of excessive tassel usage have been reported, including:
We are currently working on a cure.
Stay tuned.