Atomic Bag Theory: Appendices - Bag Tassels

Appendix B: The Tassel Conundrum

According to our esteemed researchers, the tassel is a critical component in the Atomic Bag Theory framework. Without it, the bag would simply be a... bag. But with it, it becomes a Bag-Tassel-Optimus.

As we delve deeper into the world of tassels, we find:

• Tassel Geometry: The Art of Tassel Placement
• Tassel Dynamics: When Tassels Get Wild

Appendix C: Tassel- Related Side Effects

Side effects of excessive tassel usage have been reported, including:

• Exacerbated tassel-induced anxiety disorder (TID)
• Tassel-induced tedium (TIT)

We are currently working on a cure.

Stay tuned.