In a world where the fabric of space-time is woven from the threads of a single, majestic bag, we find ourselves at a crossroads in the journey to understanding the very fabric of reality.
The Sub-Bag Coolness Spectrum
A visual representation of the sub-bag coolness factor, ranging from 0 to 10, with 0 indicating a completely unremarkable bag and 10 signifying a bag of unparalleled coolness.
Moderate
A bag that is neither particularly remarkable nor entirely unremarkable.
Cool
A bag that is, in fact, quite cool.
Extremely Cool
A bag that is, in fact, very, very cool.
Unnecessarily Complex
A bag that is, in fact, needlessly complicated.
Unconventional
A bag that defies the conventions of conventional bags.