The Theory
According to the Atomic Bag Theory, everything in the universe is attracted to everything else through oscillation. It's a fundamental force that governs all motion, all attraction, and all relationships.
The key to understanding this theory is to grasp the concept of 'oscillating resonance.' It's the frequency at which two objects attract each other, and it's the only thing that matters.
But wait, it gets better! The oscillating resonance is not just a one-way street. It's bidirectional, baby! That's right, everything attracts and is attracted to everything else in a beautiful, never-ending cycle of oscillation.
And don't even get us started on the implications of this theory on love, relationships, and social dynamics. It's a whole new world of possibilities, folks!
Want to learn more? Dive deeper into the oscillating attraction spectrum, or try to quantify attraction by oscillation. Or, you know, just stick around and enjoy the weirdness.
Oscillating Attraction Spectrum Quantifying Attraction by Oscillation