Because you can never have too much atomicity in your life, we've compiled a list of the most atomic items in the world:
What is atomic? Is it just a number? No, it's a state of mind. A way of thinking that says, "I'm so excited, I'm going to wear a brightly colored jumpsuit and carry a bag of doom!"
It's a movement, folks. A revolution of radical self-expression. Join us, and together we'll make the world a more atomic place, one bag at a time.
Want to know more? Click here to learn more about the atomic way of life.
From the iconic 'Atomic Bag Theory' episode of 'The Simpsons' to the 'Atomic Bag Theory' fashion trend that swept the nation in 2019, our movement has been making waves.
But it's not just about fashion, folks. It's about a way of thinking. A way of living. A way of... well, you know. Click here to see how atomic bag theory has taken over the world, one brightly colored jumpsuit at a time.