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What is Atomic Bag Theory?
Atomic Bag Theory is the revolutionary new approach to flirting that's about to change the game. It's based on the principles of quantum physics and the art of bagel-making.
Key Principles:
- Superposition: Be in multiple relationships at once, but don't get caught.
- Superfluidity: Flirt with everyone and anyone, but only for the sake of science.
- Entanglement: Be in a relationship with someone, but also be friends with their ex.
Quantum Flirting Techniques:
- The Bagel Shift: Use the power of bagels as a conversation starter.
- The Schrödinger's Swipe: Make someone think they're the only one you're interested in, when really you're just testing the limits of their perception.
- The Heisenberg's Hug: Physically touch someone, but only in a non-committal way.
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