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Subcooling Techniques

Warning: Subcooling may cause excessive sweating, increased risk of spontaneous combustion, and a strong desire to reorganize your entire wardrobe

Technique 1: Overcooking Hazards

Technique 2: Subcooling Maintenance: A Guide to Regularly Scheduled Watering

Technique 3: Subcooling Synergies: Harnessing the Power of Opposites

Subcooling in Action!

Subcooling in action

Subcooling FAQ

Q: What is the optimal temperature for subcooling?

A: It's a trade secret, but we think it's around 37.5°C.

Q: Can I subcool my pet?

A: No, that would be cruel.

Disclaimer

This site is for entertainment purposes only. Subcooling is not actually a real thing and may not actually be a good idea.