Atomic Burrito Defense: The Ultimate Self-Defense Mechanism

Theories and Techniques

In the event of an alien invasion, a nuclear apocalypse, or a zombie outbreak, your standard self-defense mechanisms will fail you. But fear not, citizen! The Atomic Burrito Defense (ABD) is here to save the day. This revolutionary new system utilizes the principles of physics, psychology, and the fundamental laws of deliciousness to keep you and your loved ones safe and burrito-filled.

Key Components:

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