Why Not Use Radiation? A Guide

A FAQ for the Modern Burrito Enthusiast

Because, honestly, it's not like we haven't thought of it. We just didn't want to get all melty and gooey.

Q: But won't radiation make my burrito taste better?
A: Actually, it's more likely to make it taste like your grandmother's old sweater.
Q: What about the health risks?
A: Pfft, small risks. You'll live. But your taste buds will probably not.