Are you tired of just guessing when the apocalypse will come? Do you want to be prepared for the impending doom that is sure to follow? Look no further than our selection of atomic spectrometers!
We've got the most advanced, most ridiculous, most utterly useless atomic spectrometers on the market! Measuring the unmeasurable has never been easier (or more fun).
Our most popular model, the Atomic Spectrometer 5000, measures the atomic weight of your cat. Because, you know, that's exactly what you need to know.
Learn MoreFor the serious scientist, the Atomic Spectrometer Pro comes with advanced features like a built-in calculator and a carrying handle. Because, you know, you never know when you'll need to measure the atomic weight of a neutron.
Learn MoreOur budget-friendly option, the Atomic Spectrometer 3000, measures the atomic weight of anything, but only if it's not too big, too small, or too heavy. Sorry, it's just not that reliable, but hey, it's only $50!
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