Atomic Toaster 9000

For those who want to toast with atomic precision.

Technical Specifications

• Toasting power: 1000°C (1812°F)

• Toaster frequency: 60Hz (±5% tolerance)

• Radiation shielding: Optional (not included in standard package)

• Safety features: 3-second delay, auto-shutoff, and emergency toaster override

Tips & Tricks

• Use with caution (duh)

• Don't try to toast metal objects (you know what happened to the toaster that tried)

• For optimal results, use only 100% pure, Grade-A atomic-grade bread (no substitutes, no exceptions)

Accessories

• Atomic Toaster Safety Vest

• Atomic Microwave Converters (coming soon!)