Atomic Regex: Never Math

A regex that will never, ever, EVER do math.

Warning: this regex is a joke. A joke that will never, ever add, subtract, multiply, or divide. It's like that one aunt at family gatherings - always talking, never listening, never making sense.

Features:

• No math.
• No numbers.
• No logic.

Subpages:

• Never Write (A companion regex that will never write anything, ever.)
• Always Talk (Because who needs actual output, anyway?)

Why choose us?

We're like that one friend who always has a bad cold, but never actually sneezes. You know, the one who just talks and talks and talks, never actually accomplishing anything.

So, if you're looking for a regex that will drive your coworkers crazy with endless, pointless conversation, we've got you covered.

Never Write | Always Talk