Atomic Accidental Avocado

You've reached the epicenter of the Avocado Incident, where a carelessประก Avocado-astrophysics team's botched attempt at harnessing the power of fruit to fuel the nation's nuclear reactors has left us with an unexploded, yet somehow sentient, avocado.

Our team of expertly untrained scientists are still trying to determine why this avocado, which we've code-named "Avy," has developed a menacing aura, a tendency to roll its skin like it's trying to communicate, and an unrelenting desire to be eaten by a hipster.

Join us on a journey of Avocado Exorcisms as we attempt to tame the beast, and perhaps, just perhaps, harness its power for good.

But be warned: the Avy's influence is spreading, and its dark, green, slimy tendrils may already be reaching for your kitchen counter.

Don't say we didn't warn you.