Radiation Ranch Dressing: it's like regular ranch, but with a side of radiation poisoning. Because, let's be real, who doesn't want a little extra glow in the darkness?
Side effects may include: increased risk of spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion of nearby plants, and/or temporary loss of taste buds.
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