Attachment Policies: The Unofficial Guide to Not Losing Your Mind

Disclaimer: We're Not Responsible for Your Attachment-Related Trauma

Warning: The following attachment policies are not to be taken lightly. Proceed at your own risk.

General Attachment Policies

In the interest of maintaining our employees' sanity, we have strict attachment polices in place.

• Attachments must be approved by at least 3 levels of management before being allowed to enter the server.
• We reserve the right to reject any attachment that is not 100% pure, unadulterated joy.
• No attachments may be sent after 3pm on Fridays. This is not optional.

Special Attachment Exceptions

We make exceptions to our attachment policies, but only for the most exceptional of cases.

• If you're on the brink of a deadline, you can send us an attachment, but only if you're willing to sign a waiver promising not to lose your mind.
• During leap years, all attachment policies are suspended in honor of the extra day.