Advanced Attachment Avoidance

A Guide for the Truly Disengaged

Step 1: Develop a thick skin, literally. Get a series of tattoos that scream "I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU" in bold, black letters across your arms, legs, and face.

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Step 2: Invest in an extensive collection of noise-cancelling headphones, preferably in neon pink or green.

• Noise-Cancelling Headphones

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Subpage: Noise-Cancelling Headphones: The Ultimate Attachment Deterrent

Step 3: Learn the art of the 'polite decline.' Practice your 'I'd rather not, but thanks for asking' face in a mirror until it's flawless.

• Polite Decline: A Guide to Saying No Without Being a Bore

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Step 4: Join a monastery, become a hermit, or take up a hobby that requires complete isolation, like beekeeping or competitive eating.

• Competitive Eating: The Key to a Life of Complete Detachment

prophets_of_attachment_avoidance.htmlStep 5: Create a series of automated responses to common attachment-related queries, like "I'm busy," "I'm not interested," and "I'm allergic to small talk."

• Attachment Response Generator

Subpage: Prophets of Attachment Avoidance

By following these steps, you'll be well on your way to becoming a master of attachment avoidance. Remember, it's a journey, not a destination.

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