Attachment Anonymous Treatment

For the most severe cases of attachment, we offer our patented, totally-not-made-up Anonymous Treatment. Learn More About Phase 1 Phase 2: The Real Fun Stuff

Side Effects: May cause increased independence, reduced clinginess, and spontaneous bouts of self-respect.

Side Effects Continued:
• May lead to increased confidence in one's ability to make poor life choices without input from others.
• May cause spontaneous combustion, but only in extreme cases.

Disclaimer: Not actually a real treatment, but hey, it's worth a shot, right?