Attachment Diagnosis: Critical Phase 15

Your Attachments are currently experiencing a Critical Phase 15. This is not a drill. Please, for the love of all things digital, do not attempt to reboot your computer at this time.

Reasons for Critical Phase 15 include:

• Unsustainable attachment rates to the motherboard.
• Excessive pixelation of the attachment points.
• Inadequate attachment lubrication.

To rectify this situation, try the following:

• Perform an attachment reboot.
• Reattach the attachments.
• Consult the attachment manual.