Step 2: The Agony of the Unattached

You've made it to Step 2! Congratulations! Now, things are about to get real.

It seems you've developed an attachment to a particular object or activity. Perhaps it's a hobby, a person, or a snack. We don't judge.

However, we do need to diagnose the severity of your attachment. Please answer the following questions:

• How many hours have you spent thinking about your attachment in the past week?
• Have you considered replacing your attachment with a newer, better version?
• Do you experience physical symptoms when your attachment is not present?
• Have you ever lied about your attachment to someone or something else?

Choose your answers from the following options:

• Less than 5 hours
• 5-10 hours
• More than 10 hours
• I'm not sure

Or, if you're feeling extra attached, you can skip ahead to Step 3.

Disclaimer: This is not a real medical diagnosis. Or a real anything else.