Attachment Diagnoses

For those times when your attachment feels a little...off.

Common Attachments

Attachment Anxiety Disorder

You're worried about your sock drawer. It's a real thing, don't @ us.

Symptoms

Attachment to Socks

You have an unrelenting fear of losing your favorite socks in the wash. It's a real thing, don't @ us.

Causes

Attachment-Induced Panic

You're convinced that your phone is secretly listening to you. It's not, but still.

Cures

Or maybe you just need a hug?