Attachment Diagnoses

A place where you can find out why you're attached to everything

We've got a whole team of experts ready to diagnose your attachment issues. Our diagnoses are not for the faint of heart.

Diagnoses:

• Hoovers - For those stuck on their exes
• Hoarders - If you just can't let go of anything
• Overthinkers - When you overanalyze everything
• Romantics - If you're attached to the idea of love
• Collectors - For those with a love of stuff and stuff only

Testimonials:

• "I was diagnosed with a bad case of hoarder's attachment. Now I have a garage full of nothing." - John, age 32
• "I was hooked on my ex's social media, but the attachment diagnosis was a real wake-up call." - Jane, age 29
• "I thought I was just a romantic, but it turns out I was a full-blown attachment case." - Bob, age 41
• "Now I know why I won't let go of my collection of vintage teapots. It's not just because they're valuable, it's because I'm attached." - Alice, age 27