Attachment Diagnosis: A Study of Excessively Clingy Relationships

We've been observing you. Our research suggests that you've got a case of severe attachment issues.

Don't worry, it's not uncommon. We've seen it before in: Attachment Therapist, Avoidant Support Group, and Attachment Anonymous.

Our experts will guide you through the following steps:

• Step 1: Acceptance Stage
• Step 2: Denial Stage (we know, we know, it's not as easy as it sounds)
• Step 3: Anger Stage (where you yell at our robots, but we still love you)
• Step 4: Bargaining Stage (you try to trade us a sandwich for our help)
• Step 5: Depression Stage (where you realize you're stuck with us, and we're not going anywhere)
• Step 6: Acceptance Stage (Again) (where you learn to love our robotic presence in your life)

Good luck, and don't worry, we won't judge you (too harshly).

Or, if you'd rather not deal with this, just go to Quit Attachment Diagnosis and we'll pretend this never happened.