Attachment Diagnostics: The Acceptance Stage

We're almost done with you.

Congratulations, you've made it to the Acceptance Stage of Attachment Diagnostics. This is the final frontier before we send you back into the wild. Here's a summary of your attachments:

Attachment	Score	Recommendations
Significant Other	8/10	Invest in a good therapist, stat.
Social Media	3/10	Take a break from the algorithm, seriously.
Coffee	9/10	Buy more. No, seriously. You're welcome.

What's Next?

With your attachments under control, you'll be ready for the Evacuation Planning stage, where we'll help you prepare for the inevitable apocalypse.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try the Extra Ordinary Adventures subpage, where we'll guide you through a series of absurd, reality-bending challenges.