Attachment Anxiety: A Diagnosis

Warning: You have entered a state of extreme attachment.

Diagnosed by: Dr. B. F. Admin

This diagnosis is based on your excessive usage of "Ctrl+Alt" in Microsoft Word.

Symptoms:

• Excessive highlighting of text
• Overuse of Comic Sans
• Insistence on using 3-point font sizes

Causes:

• Unhealthy relationships with formatting options
• Unrealistic expectations of font legibility
• Uncontrollable need for attention

Treatment:

• Seek professional help
• Practice detachment from Microsoft Word
• Learn to use Markdown

Hyperlinks:

• Crisis Management for Attachments
• Attachment Rehab: A 12-Step Program