Attachment Diagnostic and Experimentation Service

Diagnostic Results:

Your attachments are experiencing a 97.5% chance of spontaneous combustion. We recommend you perform the Attachment Experiment below.

Perform the Attachment Experiment

Experiment Instructions:

Step 1: Attach an object to the nearest available anchor point. Step 2: Wait 5 seconds. Step 3: Observe the consequences of your actions. Repeat as necessary.

Side Effects:

• May cause temporary loss of sanity.
• May result in the formation of an unstable wormhole.
• May attract unwanted attention from the local authorities.

We are not responsible for any damages or consequences.

Experimental Data:

Experimentation Log:

• Subject 001: Successful attachment removal. Side effects: temporary blindness.
• Subject 002: Unstable wormhole formation. Side effects: spontaneous combustion.
• Subject 003: Unpredictable consequences. Side effects: unknown.

Disclaimer:

We are not responsible for any damages or consequences resulting from the use of this service. Use at your own risk.

Hyperlinks:

• Attachment Removal Protocol
• Attachment Removal Protocol Documentation