Welcome to the Attachment Diagnostics and Therapy department. Here, our team of expert shrinks will analyze your attachment style and provide you with a customized plan to improve your relationships.
We've got the latest in attachment diagnosis technology: our patented "Feel-O-Meter" will detect your attachment issues in no time.
Don't worry, our therapy sessions are always conducted in a safe, non-judgy atmosphere. Unless you're a serial killer or something. We have limits.