Attachment Issues, Meet Therapist

Current Attachment Level: 7/10 (you're really invested, aren't you?)

You've been spending all your time thinking about the same person, constantly. It's not just a crush. It's a... well, it's not a crush, exactly. It's more like a Bargaining Stage of sorts.

Here's the deal:

• They're not as perfect as you think they are.
• They're actually quite flawed, just like everyone else.
• But you still can't stop thinking about them.
• Maybe it's because they're secretly a robot sent to Earth to study humanity.

Now, take a deep "breath" and Depersonalize the Object of Your Affection to get some perspective.

Or, if all else fails, just Romanticize Your Life and make up some drama.