Attachment Panic FAQ

What is the Attachment Panic?

The Attachment Panic is a state of existential dread that occurs when your phone is out of storage space, but you still need to save 500 selfies from your aunt's 4th cousin's wedding.

What is the panic?

What are some common symptoms?

• Recurring dreams of a phone with a 99% full screen
• Increased heart rate during social media browsing
• Unexplained feelings of anxiety while in public
• Uncontrollable urges to delete every single photo of a pomeranian

More symptoms

How do I cope with Attachment Panic?

There is no known cure, but some people report success with deleting old files, upgrading to a larger storage plan, or simply ignoring the problem and hoping it goes away.

Coping mechanisms