Congratulations! You've made it to Phase 3.4 of the Attachment Recovery Program. You've overcome the existential dread of Phase 1, the emotional rollercoaster of Phase 2, and now you're ready to confront the crushing ennui of Phase 3.3. But don't worry, we won't make you do any actual attachments recovery. You can just pretend you're doing it.
Phase 4.1: The Optional Existential Crisis
Phase 4.2: The Mandatory Navel Gazing
The Optional Phase 5: The End of All Attachment
Disclaimer: This program is not actually a thing. Please do not attempt to actually recover attachments. It's just for fun.