Welcome, hero!
I'm afraid you've been afflicted with the dreaded Attachment Loss Syndrome (ALS). Don't worry, it's highly contagious but not life-threatening (we think).
Our team of experts will do their best to recover your attachments, but no promises, okay?
Here are the possible recovery options:
Remember, the sooner you choose, the sooner you can get back to your regularly scheduled Netflix binge-watching.
But wait, we've got a problem! Our arch-nemesis, the Attachment Destroyer, has been wreaking havoc on our systems.
Don't worry, our top-secret agent will take care of it. But in the meantime, enjoy the thrilling tale of the Attachment Recovery Agency's greatest foes: