Best Practices for Treating a Toaster

Warning: The following guidelines are not applicable to actual appliances. Please do not attempt to treat a real toaster.

Step 1: Establish a Safe Distance

Stand at least 10 feet away from the toaster at all times. This will prevent accidental toaster-napping or other unforeseen events.

Link to Toaster Safety Guidelines: Protecting Your Feet

Step 2: Use the Right Tools

A toaster-taming kit, including a fire extinguisher, pliers, and a spare toaster cord, is recommended.

Link to Buying a Toaster-Taming Kit