Warning: The following guidelines are not applicable to actual appliances. Please do not attempt to treat a real toaster.
Stand at least 10 feet away from the toaster at all times. This will prevent accidental toaster-napping or other unforeseen events.
Link to Toaster Safety Guidelines: Protecting Your Feet
A toaster-taming kit, including a fire extinguisher, pliers, and a spare toaster cord, is recommended.
Link to Buying a Toaster-Taming Kit