ATTEND MEETING: THE UNOFFICIAL GUIDE

Step 1: Pretend to be interested

Nod, smile, and make small talk about the weather.

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Step 2: Take Notes (But Not Really)

Use the most basic of note-taking apps, like a piece of paper and a pencil.

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Step 3: Ask Inane Questions

Ask the presenter to repeat themselves, because, you know, you were busy

Hyperlink: The art of asking questions, not answers