It's time to show your support for the Attendance Awards! Our esteemed team of highly trained, moderately motivated individuals have been tracking the attendance of local events, and we need your help to keep it up!

Every donation gets you one of our exclusive, hand-crafted Attendance Awards, featuring:

• A certificate with your name on it!
• A 20% off coupon for our new "I showed up" merchandise line!
• The knowledge that you're supporting something utterly, mind-bogglingly pointless!

Learn more about our pledge levels!

We're currently at a whopping $0! That's right, folks. We're basically broke. But don't worry, we have a great view of the unemployment line from here.

Pledge now and help us reach our goal of not getting sued!