Attendance Policy | The Overly-Dramatic Institute of Advanced Research

**The Institute's Attendance Policy is as Followed by the Rules of a High School Football Game: If you're not there, you're not there, and if you're not on the team, you're not there.**

We have a strict no-tardy policy. If you're more than 10 minutes late, you're considered a no-show. In fact, we have a special "no-show" parking lot for those who cannot even be bothered to show up.

We're not just talking about your average, run-of-the-mill tardiness here. No, we have a special "Tardy Squad" that's been known to show up in a flash mob-like formation whenever someone is late. It's a real treat.

So, to all our valued employees: don't be a tardy person. Be here on time, or don't be here at all. It's for the sake of productivity and the well-being of our Tardy Squad.

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Lateness Consequences

Attendance Award

Our Legendary Tardy Squad

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