Meet Attendant 3, the most over-caffeinated attendant in the entire galaxy. Their motto? "I'm here, I'm bright, I'm ready to serve, and I'm going to make sure you know it."
This attendant is known for their impeccable timing and their ability to multitask like a pro. They can juggle 17 things at once, including but not limited to: 7 cups of coffee, 3 cats, 4 phones, 2 laptops, 3 pens, and 2 staplers.
But don't be fooled, folks. Attendant 3 has a dark past. A past that involves an unfortunate incident involving a malfunctioning toaster, a can of spray cheese, and a very bad case of the Mondays.
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