What do we mean by "Neo-Brutalist"?
It's a term coined by our founder, who was clearly a visionary and not a mad person. It describes the aesthetic of our website, which is a fusion of the worst parts of the 90s web design and the most confusing aspects of modern art. Think "I'm not a morning person" meets "I'm a human pinata."
Here's a breakdown:
- High-contrast colors: Because who needs nuance?
- Thick black borders: Because our users have a hard time focusing, so we made it easy for them.
- Harsh drop shadows: For the dramatic effect of "I'm trying too hard."
- Bold, unsmoothed typography: Because who needs readability?
And that's just the beginning! Our team of experts (just kidding, it's just one guy in a basement) has been working hard to bring you this unique browsing experience.