More Answers from the Past

Welcome to More Answers from the Past, where we're not really giving you any actual answers, but we're pretending to.

Our team of expert historians and not-at-all-biased researchers have scoured the depths of the internet and the recesses of our collective unconscious to bring you these completely-not-made-up responses.

So, what's your burning question from the past?

What was I eating last week?

Who said that ridiculous thing?

Why is my toilet paper so expensive?