It's Not That Cold Outside
The temperature is 72 degrees. Is this some kind of joke?
There's Not Enough Sun
The sun is shining brightly, but it's behind 17 layers of cloud cover.
The Weather Forecast is Too Optimistic
According to the forecast, it will be "partly cloudy" for the next 12 days.
What about the 47 days of non-stop rain that's supposed to come after?