We approach web development with the utmost disregard for convention and the unbridled enthusiasm of a sugar-high child in a candy store. We eschew the trappings of subtlety and instead opt for a bold, in-your-face, "look-at-me-while-I'm-being-clumsy" aesthetic that's as likely to give you a headache as it is to make you laugh.
Our approach to web development is a little like that one weird cousin at the family reunion – it's a little loud, a little obnoxious, and a little bit likely to set off the fire alarm.