Meet Our Attendants
We're not just any ordinary attendants. We're the cream of the crop, the crème de la crème of attendants. We're the ones who make sure your existential dread is managed with finesse, your coffee is refilled with flair, and your existential crisis is resolved with a well-timed joke.
We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, and highly attuned individuals. We're the ones who keep the universe running like a well-oiled machine... most of the time.